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How smoking can snuff out your sex life
(MSNBC.com)
Updated: 2006-02-17 09:21
How do you remedy the incredible shrinking penis? Or handle a guy with a
one-track mind? And what's an "nbsp"? Sexploration answers your queries.
 Q: I have a relatively small penis that also does not have
much girth. Despite this, I've never had much of a problem satisfying my
girlfriends. However, in the past couple of years I've noticed substantial
declines in the size, fullness and longevity of my erections. Thankfully, I
don't have a girlfriend at the moment to express dissatisfaction with my unit. I
picked up smoking towards the end of college, and have been lighting up for the
past six years. I'm trying to quit as part of my New Year's resolution. Could
smoking be one of the causes of the decline? Will the trend reverse itself if I
quit?
A: Cancer, emphysema and heart disease not enough to keep that resolution?
Here鈥檚 another reason: There is a good chance the only stiff part of the
Marlboro man was his upper lip. Smoking gives you the droops.
It all has to do with the damage smoking causes to your vascular system, and
the penis is one big (or in your case, small) vascular system.
Smoking decreases arterial blood flow and causes vascular restriction. That鈥檚
bad. Men who smoke often have lower quality erections.
鈥淪moking has a strong negative impact on male sexual life,鈥� concluded a study
last year in the International Journal of Impotence Research.
Stop now, get fit and restore your mighty mite to its former glory.
Q: I have a friend who has been giving oral sex to a guy she used to work
with. He never wants to do anything for her. He calls her and wants her to come
over and please him orally in the car, the house, at work. Then sometimes, to
him, it鈥檚 like she doesn't exist. I told her maybe he has intimacy issues. What
do you think?
A: Intimacy issues? Puh-lease. This guy has just figured out a way to get
oral sex, free delivery, no waiting, no obligation.
As she long as she keeps obliging, he鈥檒l keep calling.
Q: My wife has had an IUD for two years. If I am not careful, sex can be
painful. It feels like a semi-sharp object hitting the head of my penis. It
hurts. I thought I was not suppose to feel the IUD at all.
A: You aren鈥檛. If you are, says Dr. Katharine O鈥機onnell, an ob-gyn and
contraception expert at Columbia University in New York, 鈥渢he IUD is coming out
and needs to be replaced.鈥�
According to some internet chatter, the strings of an IUD can also irritate a
man鈥檚 penis, but O鈥機onnell says that鈥檚 a myth and if you can feel it, the device
is slipping through your wife鈥檚 cervix into her vagina.
鈥淪he should see her doctor immediately,鈥� O鈥機onnell says.
Q: I have been encountering 鈥渘bsp鈥� in profiles on dating Web sites. People
say they are 鈥渋nto nbsp.鈥� I鈥檓 not sure what they mean. Can you help me?
A: Nude Bondage, Slapping and Piercing? Nummy Bananas with Syrup and
Pancakes?
Alas, 鈥淣BSP鈥� isn鈥檛 sex-related. The letters, computer code meaning
鈥渘on-breaking space,鈥� are used to prevent a line of text from breaking.
Sometimes the code winds up on screen.
Of course, if somebody out there knows of some obscure 鈥淣BSP鈥� subculture, let
us know. (Nancy Boys in Shiny PVC?)
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